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Your oposite sex, ex: if you are male, how u think would you like to be if u were female, and same with oposite sex. It's about your personality(mostly), u think u could be the same as you are now?...

I myself think that if i were a girl i would like to not be like all girls, try to be different, smart, and not care much about what most girls think, ex: clothes, being celebrity, etc

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As shallow as possible if I was a girl.

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if i was a girl, i'd like to be a lesbian
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TOloseGT wrote:if i was a girl, i'd like to be a lesbian

+1

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TOloseGT wrote:if i was a girl, i'd like to be a lesbian

lol

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i'd be a tom girl..who knows martial arts....and rides a vespa...yeah
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XemnasXD wrote:i'd be a tom girl..who knows martial arts....and rides a vespa...yeah

+1.

+ A bunch of those thrilling sports.
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Like Lalo said I'd also try to be laid back, play video games, and be hot while doing it.
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Grimm-.- wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:i'd be a tom girl..who knows martial arts....and rides a vespa...yeah

+1.

+ A bunch of those thrilling sports.

+1 yea a kick ass girl lol good lookin but can still kick ass...i really hate those girls that r complete PUSSIES
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give a cam show for 9d sosun bow, then say that im a guy
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if i was a girl i'd be the biggest hoe on earth :!:
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I'd be a guy who is . . .
yes i do

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I'd probably be a goth.. but not those nightwish/withing temptaion goths.. a real goth

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Blurred wrote:if i was a girl i'd be the biggest hoe on earth :!:


I already am, but if I was a girl, yes I would be a ho.

I would like, wear Farking hgh heels, damn short skirts, and tops that would almost make my breasts pop out...

(I'm already tall, so every midget could watch under my skirt.. =)

And I would just like, give a lapdance for a pack of cigarettes or something.

Join the stiletto run through the PC Hoofdstraat in Amsterdam..

Be breezer slut=) (even though I'm old enough to buy my own breezers.. it's still fun...)
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XemnasXD wrote:i'd be a tom girl..who knows martial arts....and rides a vespa...yeah

you mean like haruko from FLCL? lol

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Icealya wrote:
Blurred wrote:if i was a girl i'd be the biggest hoe on earth :!:


I already am, but if I was a girl, yes I would be a ho.

I would like, wear Farking hgh heels, damn short skirts, and tops that would almost make my breasts pop out...

(I'm already tall, so every midget could watch under my skirt.. =)

And I would just like, give a lapdance for a pack of cigarettes or something.

Join the stiletto run through the PC Hoofdstraat in Amsterdam..

Be breezer slut=) (even though I'm old enough to buy my own breezers.. it's still fun...)



seems like in another dimension, you guys would be running a d1ck sucking marathon
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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:
Icealya wrote:
Blurred wrote:if i was a girl i'd be the biggest hoe on earth :!:


I already am, but if I was a girl, yes I would be a ho.

I would like, wear Farking hgh heels, damn short skirts, and tops that would almost make my breasts pop out...

(I'm already tall, so every midget could watch under my skirt.. =)

And I would just like, give a lapdance for a pack of cigarettes or something.

Join the stiletto run through the PC Hoofdstraat in Amsterdam..

Be breezer slut=) (even though I'm old enough to buy my own breezers.. it's still fun...)



seems like in another dimension, you guys would be running a d1ck sucking marathon



Agreed...disturbing, you know being the opposite sex you guys would be sucking cack.
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BrokenSaint wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:i'd be a tom girl..who knows martial arts....and rides a vespa...yeah

you mean like haruko from FLCL? lol


:oops: yes, i'd be just like Haruko :twisted: :love: why can't girls be like that in RL, it'd turn me straight


Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:
Icealya wrote:
Blurred wrote:if i was a girl i'd be the biggest hoe on earth :!:


I already am, but if I was a girl, yes I would be a ho.

I would like, wear Farking hgh heels, damn short skirts, and tops that would almost make my breasts pop out...

(I'm already tall, so every midget could watch under my skirt.. =)

And I would just like, give a lapdance for a pack of cigarettes or something.

Join the stiletto run through the PC Hoofdstraat in Amsterdam..

Be breezer slut=) (even though I'm old enough to buy my own breezers.. it's still fun...)



seems like in another dimension, you guys would be running a d1ck sucking marathon



LMAO


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TOloseGT wrote:if i was a girl, i'd like to be a lesbian

and i will touch myself many many many times :oops:
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Blurred wrote:if i was a girl i'd be the biggest hoe on earth :!:


i dont like the idea of people fing me

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Burningwolf wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:if i was a girl, i'd like to be a lesbian

and i will touch myself many many many times :oops:

+1 :oops:
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No clue.

Once, I was asked by a co-worker (she was 4 years older than me and a "trophy wife" type - read 'hottie'), "What is it to be a woman?"

The question stopped me when I realized she was serious.
So I thought about it for an instant or two and replied:
Being a woman is being vulnerable. Accepting another person into ones self while accepting the possibility of betrayal would be too much for me.
If there were some way to take the 'me' of who I am and put it into a woman's body I think I'd just cry. Consider how males are used to anger and rage and and how we learn to cope, how we've been trained to deny emotional and to bottle it all up into one explosive outburst (and yes, that's our sex too). Then consider female, the reality of having a vagina and being open 'there' is alien to me, it would be completely unknown. The consequence of trying to make babies while cheating the natural outcome (and my desire to have babies) tied to my sexuality? I'd be one cold bitch, probably.

But it would be more devastating than that. I sincerely doubt that I could ever trust another person enough. So maybe I'd be a dried up ol' hag. A crone. At my age I may have survived breast cancer but would still harbor deep resentment to the doctors who cut them from me. I'd have already recovered from the hysterectomy and would be on hormone therapy to be able to feel like a woman (kinda). Statistically, one of three women are raped at least once in their lives, so maybe I'd be one of the lucky ones (hopefully I would be ugly enough to escape that).

Estrogen vs. Testosterone and Dihydrotestosterone. No clue who I would be in a body of that type, but I know I'd be a mess. I'm enough of a mess as it is. When I chose a doctor I specifically asked for a female doctor. It isn't the normal choice for a man my age but my 'secret' reason is 'finger size'. I want (and have) a slender mature female doctor for good reason (pay attention for when you're older, boys).

The inverse of the question might be easier, "What would a woman be if she found herself suddenly a male?" My thought is that she'd be unprepared for the anger. Mass murderer probably.

But if I were suddenly female? I think I'd just cry. How would I like to be if I were a girl? I'd like to be male. Not 'butch' but just me and I don't think I could fit into a 'girl' body at all. I'd either be lost or uncontained.

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^ holly Farking shit is there anything you havent done :shock:
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Squirt wrote:^ holly Farking shit is there anything you havent done :shock:
Me? I've lived a full life. Yeah. Kinda sad in a way but there's not much I'd change.

"Grandpa" is taken by a flight of fancy:
It depends though, if I were young enough and could hook up with a friend, it could work:
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MooMooMoo wrote:I'd be a guy who is . . .
Actually a girl?

Me as a girl:
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Cruor wrote:
MooMooMoo wrote:I'd be a guy who is . . .
Actually a girl?

Me as a girl:
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haha rofl , she proved the blondes are indeed dumb
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