BAD JOKE!

[mahumps]

Why are black people so tall?
Because there KneeGrows (negroes get it :p)

duh *_*
we already have a member called kneegrow and he made the same joke


Edit:
When a black person is born, they're black. Their whole life, they're black. When thay die, they're black.

When a white person is born, they're pink.
When they're jealous, they're green.
When they're sick, they're yellow.
When they're shy, they're red.
When they're tired, they're pale.
When they're angry, they're purple.
When they're in the sun, they're brown.
When they're cold, they're blue.
When they die, they're grey.

So why do they call black people "colored"?!?

This is the best joke in this thread.

What?


Lol heres one ive heard but its pretty racy to mexicans so if anyone is offended mods can edit this


What does a book have that a mexican doesnt?








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Why are black people so tall?






Because there KneeGrows (negroes get it :p)

and this one comes next. Minus the negroes.

Thanks for the laugh.

[takolin]

lol....

Wait a minute.. aren't black people born slightly white??

nah, whatever...

Ok, here's another origanal bad joke from holland:

A German, a Brit and a Dutchman come across three pools with magical diving boards.

An old man with a beard stands next to them, and says: "If you stand on the edge of the diving board, and say something you want, you land in it when you jump in the pool.

So, first the german goes to one of the pools and says: "Bier!"

He jumps in and lads in beer.

Then the dutch man's turn and he screams: "Geld!"(Money)

He jumps in and lands in money.

Then the brit is going to jump, but he trips and falls in.. and he screamed: "Shi'!"

You're telling it wrong.
The Dutch guy yells shit.
You silly Dutch guy.

[Squirt]

Why can't mexico be in the olympics?

Spoiler!

Because the ones who can jump run and swim are already in america

*Really racy*
What do you call a black priest

Spoiler!

Holy shit!

[Squirt]

looooooooooollllll

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Spoiler!

Slap your woman around

wow ~.~

[Locketart]

looooooooooollllll

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Spoiler!

Slap your woman around

wow ~.~

I think it'd have more effect if it was "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?" Breaks doesn't make that much sense.

[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

Joke

Spoiler!

there was a white man and a black man standing on a roof ledge.

the white man looks at the black man and says "i bet you i can jump off of this building and the wind will float me right back up."

the black man diasagreas so the white man jumps.

a few seconds later he floats back to the top of the ledge.

the black man asked him how he did that, and the white man said the wind lifts him back up.

he jumps again to prove it, and as before he is lifted back up.

the black man asked if he could do this and the white man said yes.

so the black man jumps off the ledge and hits the ground killing him.

over in another building there was two men looking on and one says, " there goes super man messing around with the black people again."

the thread started of with animal jokes and gradually turned into the racist column

[CrimsonNuker]

looooooooooollllll

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Spoiler!

Slap your woman around

wow ~.~

I think it'd have more effect if it was "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?" Breaks doesn't make that much sense.

Yeah, i couldnt remember it properly lol

[mahumps]

Joke

Spoiler!

there was a white man and a black man standing on a roof ledge.

the white man looks at the black man and says "i bet you i can jump off of this building and the wind will float me right back up."

the black man diasagreas so the white man jumps.

a few seconds later he floats back to the top of the ledge.

the black man asked him how he did that, and the white man said the wind lifts him back up.

he jumps again to prove it, and as before he is lifted back up.

the black man asked if he could do this and the white man said yes.

so the black man jumps off the ledge and hits the ground killing him.

over in another building there was two men looking on and one says, " there goes super man messing around with the black people again."

the thread started of with animal jokes and gradually turned into the racist column

Bad superman. LOL

[Waisha]

The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?"

The frog answered "I don't know; it began as a pimple on my butt."

[Casey613]

Me cago en sus hermanas.

[Grimm-.-]

Joke

Spoiler!

there was a white man and a black man standing on a roof ledge.

the white man looks at the black man and says "i bet you i can jump off of this building and the wind will float me right back up."

the black man diasagreas so the white man jumps.

a few seconds later he floats back to the top of the ledge.

the black man asked him how he did that, and the white man said the wind lifts him back up.

he jumps again to prove it, and as before he is lifted back up.

the black man asked if he could do this and the white man said yes.

so the black man jumps off the ledge and hits the ground killing him.

over in another building there was two men looking on and one says, " there goes super man messing around with the black people again."

the thread started of with animal jokes and gradually turned into the racist column

Bad superman. LOL

Lmao...

I'd so have fun with that! xD

[Jantje]

The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?"

The frog answered "I don't know; it began as a pimple on my butt."

LOL my friend told me a very racist version of that joke.