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i meant that last time i went to the doctors i was 5'11.

And for everybody else this citys is f-ing boring. the only fun stuff about my city is the movie theater.
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wait, if you were walking how could they get in your car...
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forget this post, wrong read...

15 mins - 15 months... -.-
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XemnasXD wrote:wait, if you were walking how could they get in your car...

:banghead: :banghead: I witnessed 2 hookers actuaklly selling themselves and saying the amount of money for 1 niight last night while i was walking to the pizza shop to pick up a pizza. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
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WAIT.


Were they good looking?
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Grimm-.- wrote:WAIT.


Were they good looking?




7.5/10 they where ok but i think they must smell of pickles because there hookers lol.
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I totally would place a bet that hey were dudes.
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Grimm-.- wrote:I totally would place a bet that hey were dudes.


I would totally put a bet down that you would still tap it no matter what.
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gamef wrote:
Grimm-.- wrote:I totally would place a bet that hey were dudes.


I would totally put a bet down that you would still tap it no matter what.

You know we well.
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seeing hookers while going for a pizza: priceless
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Squirt wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:wait, if you were walking how could they get in your car...

:banghead: :banghead: I witnessed 2 hookers actuaklly selling themselves and saying the amount of money for 1 niight last night while i was walking to the pizza shop to pick up a pizza. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


Squirt wrote:So 15 mins ago i was walking to brothers pizza to pick up a pizza that i ordered but they don't have delivery at this time at night and i saw 2 girls ssay *100$ for an hour and 50$ for extra stuff and they got in the car =o!!.

I know this is no that big but whores are not that common where i live.


lol well. Thats pretty much it lol.

Anyone here happen to be a whore btw? ( lol of course your going to deny it )





it still doens't explain the car part...??
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Icealya wrote:
Squirt wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:wait, if you were walking how could they get in your car...

:banghead: :banghead: I witnessed 2 hookers actuaklly selling themselves and saying the amount of money for 1 niight last night while i was walking to the pizza shop to pick up a pizza. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


Squirt wrote:So 15 mins ago i was walking to brothers pizza to pick up a pizza that i ordered but they don't have delivery at this time at night and i saw 2 girls ssay *100$ for an hour and 50$ for extra stuff and they got in the car =o!!.

I know this is no that big but whores are not that common where i live.


lol well. Thats pretty much it lol.

Anyone here happen to be a whore btw? ( lol of course your going to deny it )




it still doens't explain the car part...??


they got in the dudes fing ar who they where talking too-.-
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Grimjaw wrote:So,you connected with them while staying in the car ?

Or did you just talk about gravity ?

Because if it were me, for 150 bucks they would be leaving in a wheelchair. ^-^



LMFAO i like ur style

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do you have a car when youy're 14??
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Grats?

I have never seen a hooker here in Northern Ireland, tho it is said that hookers hang out around alberts clock thats why its slanted becuase the put one leg up on it. lol

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Damn they are axpensive right there, here you can get a blowjob for 10 euro's lol
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we have 'the Wallen' aka Red Light District in Amsterdam. but it's going to be closed down
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[SD]Frites wrote:we have 'the Wallen' aka Red Light District in Amsterdam. but it's going to be closed down


damn, they take everything fun from holland!! :x

first they want that Holland becomes more "Europe" by making even pot and all that stuff illegal, now the wallen, what will be next??

The wooden shoes??

The windmills??

The Tullips?

Before you know it, Holland will just disappear from the world map, because everything is gone, even cheese...

What will become of us dutches!?
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[SD]Frites wrote:we have 'the Wallen' aka Red Light District in Amsterdam. but it's going to be closed down

wat :shock:
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BakaFish wrote:
[SD]Frites wrote:we have 'the Wallen' aka Red Light District in Amsterdam. but it's going to be closed down

wat :shock:


lol who cares if they close the red light district.
i dont care as long as they keep open the coffeeshops ^_^
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get to know your town better:)

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Icealya wrote:
[SD]Frites wrote:we have 'the Wallen' aka Red Light District in Amsterdam. but it's going to be closed down


damn, they take everything fun from holland!! :x

first they want that Holland becomes more "Europe" by making even pot and all that stuff illegal, now the wallen, what will be next??

The wooden shoes??

The windmills??

The Tullips?

Before you know it, Holland will just disappear from the world map, because everything is gone, even cheese...

What will become of us dutches!?


At least u still have Wilders :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Maybe we (Vlaanderen) are gonna join u soon :p
Currently a lot of sites where u can bet when the Belgian government is gonna fall; followed by the seperation of Belgium (bye bye u poor, leeching Walen)

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Razorhead wrote:
Icealya wrote:
[SD]Frites wrote:we have 'the Wallen' aka Red Light District in Amsterdam. but it's going to be closed down


damn, they take everything fun from holland!! :x

first they want that Holland becomes more "Europe" by making even pot and all that stuff illegal, now the wallen, what will be next??

The wooden shoes??

The windmills??

The Tullips?

Before you know it, Holland will just disappear from the world map, because everything is gone, even cheese...

What will become of us dutches!?


At least u still have Wilders :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Maybe we (Vlaanderen) are gonna join u soon :p
Currently a lot of sites where u can bet when the Belgian government is gonna fall; followed by the seperation of Belgium (bye bye u poor, leeching Walen)

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Some girls trade bj for a bacardi though


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Bounzzer wrote:Damn they are axpensive right there, here you can get a blowjob for 10 euro's lol

and u get herpes too :roll:

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LaloHao wrote:
Bounzzer wrote:Damn they are axpensive right there, here you can get a blowjob for 10 euro's lol

and u get herpes too :roll:


yup, holland hookers are like mcdonalds...

cheap, and you get a surprise with your meal
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LaloHao wrote:
Bounzzer wrote:Damn they are axpensive right there, here you can get a blowjob for 10 euro's lol

and u get herpes too :roll:

yeah its a package deal lol
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i bet hookers have like 10+ stds
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ye if your not becarefull you got herpes on the other hand they just bite you dick off

more money plxxx
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X-Lax wrote:
MrBow wrote:We have a whole district xd
red light district


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That's a lot of hookers you been shagging then :shock: :P
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