[Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...

[Xyzzzy]

what does jerk off mean?

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masturbate

He wasnt serious ...

you never with nuke

[Doron]

I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.

Well, thanks for the input, now we all know that you masturbate 5 times a day...

[Gusy]

what does jerk off mean?

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masturbate

He wasnt serious ...

He was

[Blurred]

LOl this is pretty smart

[shabowsdawn]

LOL you said you were gana make a guide but never thought you would :o

[Inuyasha584]

didnt you read first post in the first page of this thread

[shabowsdawn]

didnt you read first post in the first page of this thread

omg dont you remember this

i'll make a guide on how to masturbate without gettin caught..

might as well put in there to make sure your parents dont have cameras in the room so there not tapping you and selling it as porn on some random site <.< lol

[Inuyasha584]

this is the guide?

[shabowsdawn]

this is the guide?

alright your confusing me <.< anyways its late night yall if ya look in my sig i wont see you guys later probaly but hey you can contact me on bagel.ipbfree.com :p last post ftw

[[SD]Twysta]

I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.

Well, thanks for the input, now we all know that you masturbate 5 times a day...

If you have a girlfriend you don't really feel the urge to masturbate, at least i dont... Most of my friends dont really either.

[Sharp324]

I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.

Actually a lot do, i would rather make love once a day then masturbate. But thats the good thing about being in love and not horny.

[BrokenSaint]

Or you could just like, not polish your sausage while your parents are around.

Made by day lmao

[hootsh]

omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!

Horny guy here...

ROFLOL..

[SpInKsTaR]

[Avalanche]

I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.

Actually a lot do, i would rather make love once a day then masturbate. But thats the good thing about being in love and not horny.

most girlfriends don't give daily love either. most do weekly, some don't even.

[saiteris]

what about if you just lock the door?

the best !!!!! or just w8 till ure parents go out