Corrupt a Wish

[huejas]

he already granted that huejas, i assume thats what was being granted.

@Xan: Granted, but you cant get it up.

I wish i had a butler. like batman does.

ah shit, i swear he edited his post by the time i managed to reload page he granted your wish before....i always check to see if anyone replied to teh wish before i reply then i just paste what i had so ye...

and i granted his wish too btw

as for yours granted, but hes gay and spies on yu while yu take a poo-poo

I WISH i has a bigger room

[Blurred]

Wish granted but u become VERYYY tiny

I wish i had 4 legs

[Cloverleaf]

Granted and you have 12 arms and 6 heads too.

I wish I was at home in my bed.

[Kitsune0]

Granted but its outside

i wish i had geokinetic powers.

[NumberZero]

Granted but you will destroy yourself with them.

I with I wasn't sick =.=.

[Dark Shifty]

Granted but you will destroy yourself with them.

I with I wasn't sick =.=.

granted but never can use the im sick excuse to get out of work.

i wish that 1+1=3

[NumberZero]

Granted but then you will die because you discovered the sense of life.

I wish to make lots of friends here ^_^.

[Dark Shifty]

granted but all the friends you make are 45 year old dudes who want to moliest you... i can't think of anyone on here that would do that... <_< >_>

i wish that i had a wii

[Grimm-.-]

Granted... But while swinging your arms around with the wii the controller accidently gets knocked out of your hands and flips over a boiling bot of pasta that was sitting above your head...You are now blind and cant play the wii

I Wish My computer would stop getting viresus and having ghay problams.

[Kitsune0]

Granted but it blows up

wish i had a fox with out rabies

[tedtwilliger]

Granted, but this fox would have to have undergo a lot of pre-rabies treatment. The only place this could occur is in the jungle of southern northern heytpo, a little Indian island off the coast of Australia. The camp mentally scared him, the local tribal members would take turns insulting him, peeing on him, making love to him. The deep emotional scars played on the fox its whole life, no matter what he did he could never shake it off. After 5 years of his pitiful existence he just couldn't take it anymore. The fox swims to the island, determined to get revenge. He immediately start killing the tribal members on site, ripping out their throats with his blunt grinding claws. With them all dead he finally realizes the downfalls of his ways, without their treatment he would of just been another fox with rabies and have been shot on site. In one last act to try and make justice for them he impales his head on a near by spike, judgment now awaits him...

I wish to be walking down the steeet after an alex cooper concert and run into Ragt, a local shaman toad. I wish for a series of mental journeys to occur in which we travel into the depths of the amazon and travel down the river of golt.. a river in which no men have ever conquered before. Whilst there i wish for Ragt to show me his secret to being able to kill a man with only a tooth pick and some goat extract and use it myself to help me conquer the river of golt.

[Kitsune0]

Granted, but this fox would have to have undergo a lot of pre-rabies treatment. The only place this could occur is in the jungle of southern northern heytpo, a little Indian island off the coast of Australia. The camp mentally scared him, the local tribal members would take turns insulting him, peeing on him, making love to him. The deep emotional scars played on the fox its whole life, no matter what he did he could never shake it off. After 5 years of his pitiful existence he just couldn't take it anymore. The fox swims to the island, determined to get revenge. He immediately start killing the tribal members on site, ripping out their throats with his blunt grinding claws. With them all dead he finally realizes the downfalls of his ways, without their treatment he would of just been another fox with rabies and have been shot on site. In one last act to try and make justice for them he impales his head on a near by spike, judgment now awaits him...

I wish to be walking down the steeet after an alex cooper concert and run into Ragt, a local shaman toad. I wish for a series of mental journeys to occur in which we travel into the depths of the amazon and travel down the river of golt.. a river in which no men have ever conquered before. Whilst there i wish for Ragt to show me his secret to being able to kill a man with only a tooth pick and some goat extract and use it myself to help me conquer the river of golt.

O.o :*( you scare me
umm i got nothin

[TuMadRe]

Granted, but this fox would have to have undergo a lot of pre-rabies treatment. The only place this could occur is in the jungle of southern northern heytpo, a little Indian island off the coast of Australia. The camp mentally scared him, the local tribal members would take turns insulting him, peeing on him, making love to him. The deep emotional scars played on the fox its whole life, no matter what he did he could never shake it off. After 5 years of his pitiful existence he just couldn't take it anymore. The fox swims to the island, determined to get revenge. He immediately start killing the tribal members on site, ripping out their throats with his blunt grinding claws. With them all dead he finally realizes the downfalls of his ways, without their treatment he would of just been another fox with rabies and have been shot on site. In one last act to try and make justice for them he impales his head on a near by spike, judgment now awaits him...

I wish to be walking down the steeet after an alex cooper concert and run into Ragt, a local shaman toad. I wish for a series of mental journeys to occur in which we travel into the depths of the amazon and travel down the river of golt.. a river in which no men have ever conquered before. Whilst there i wish for Ragt to show me his secret to being able to kill a man with only a tooth pick and some goat extract and use it myself to help me conquer the river of golt.

granted, but i can only grant one wish ( u made 3 -.-)

i wish for tedwillinger to be banned from the corrupt a wish thread so he cant make anymore hard wishes...

[Dark Shifty]

granted but you are forced to read everyone of of his posts from now on

i wish that i will live the rest of my life happy

[FireVortex]

granted but u must read through his new 10k word wish and u have 2 grant it

I wish i was able 2 shoot noodles form my nose

[Burningwolf]

granted but u must read through his new 10k word wish and u have 2 grant it

I wish i was able 2 shoot noodles form my nose

granted, but while doing that a noodle goes into your brain and you die a slow and painful death

i wish my mom didnt see my boner :[

[TuMadRe]

granted, your dick shrunk

i wish i could be 18 years of age already!

[Dark Shifty]

granted but you die 4 minutes and 38 seconds after you turn 18

i wish that i didn't have to write my essay

[FireVortex]

granted but u lost your hands

I wish i could be a pokemons O_O

[the_wicked]

granted but u lost your hands

I wish i could be a pokemons O_O

Granted but you're a Rattata and can only use growl and scratch

I wish I was better at chemistry

[Grimm-.-]

Granted but you become mentaly challenged in all other subjects.

I wish I knew everything

[CrimsonNuker]

Granted but you become mentaly challenged in all other subjects.

I wish I knew everything

Granted, you know everything now, you even know that you were adopted and your parents dont love you.

I wish i could teleport

[FireVortex]

granted but something weird happened when u teleported and now your lower half of your body is separated form the top half.

I wish i had better download speed than 20kb/s more around 2mb or something

[DopeX]

Granted but you don't have the required memory to save the file

i wish to able to drink more than my father

[Dark Shifty]

granted but you drank too much and died

i wish that the srf forums offically change their name to the Stallowned forums.

[William-CL]

granted but you drank too much and died

i wish that the srf forums offically change their name to the Stallowned forums.

Granted, But then stall gets creeped out and we never hear from him again.

I wish Rohan would open already

[CrimsonNuker]

granted but you drank too much and died

i wish that the srf forums offically change their name to the Stallowned forums.

Granted, But then stall gets creeped out and we never hear from him again.

I wish Rohan would open already

Granted but theres a glitch in the game->gives you gay sex porn pics all over your screen.

I wish i could ban all the kids with pansy voices on cs.

[TuMadRe]

ZOMG ME TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha
granted, but you have a pansy voice too...

i wish my room could paint itself

[Pilot]

Granted, but it paints your room in hot pink

I wish America would get out of Iraq

[Shynygamie]

Granted, but Iraq invades America

I wish I could freeze time.