So the other day my friend went ahead and spent the silk to buy one of those new Pirate Avatars and was strutting around all proud of it. He'd spin this way and that, I was really happy for him.
But then I noticed something that looked a little strange...There... sticking out of his pants...
Upon careful examination it was a ships steering wheel and there perched right on top of the wheel was a brightly colored parrot!
So I asked him, "Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking outta yer pants and there's a parrot perched on it???"
His reply was casual, "Oh him? Arrrrrr... 'Ee's driving me nuts."
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I was talking to that same friend later and he was telling me about a new Pirate movie out starring Johnny Depp. He couldn't remember the name of the movie but he said it was rated Arrrrrrr....
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Remember September 19th: International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLPD)http://talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
