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by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Second crash in less than 2 weeks
Replies: 15
Views: 752

Re: Second crash in less than 2 weeks

inky wrote:wow. you're such a hardcore badass. i bet half of SRF creamed their pants just by reading your posts. i mean, shiet, watching Silence of the Lambs at 13 and street-racing?! How hardcore can you get?


I know right! It's as hardcore as being an witty otaku! But don't go off-topic Mr. troll, sir :]
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Bond!!
Replies: 72
Views: 2215

Re: Bond!!

Bastet wrote:
Schwarzewhatever wrote:Funny fact: Bastet almost fainted when someone made her believe there was a leaked pic of Daniel Craig naked!

How would you know that :shock:


:roll: :roll:
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Second crash in less than 2 weeks
Replies: 15
Views: 752

Re: Second crash in less than 2 weeks

Street racing here is very common, mainly motorbike racing. And if I wanted to look cool I'd show you a video! Besides, Toasty is 100% right, there's always a chance of having an accident, if you know how to drive and your limits it's not likely to happen though. We just thought the tires would put ...
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: how can you slap?
Replies: 74
Views: 2983

Re: how can you slap?

In my book girls who hit can be hit back.
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Second crash in less than 2 weeks
Replies: 15
Views: 752

Re: Second crash in less than 2 weeks

Minor fixes aren't that expensive seeing I race with a Volvo Gol 1.6, parts are very cheap, though the broken front axle will cost me a load of cash to get it fixed. And we race in a professional track most of the the weekends so it's not illegal, though yesterday it was street racing, those bikes a...
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Second crash in less than 2 weeks
Replies: 15
Views: 752

Second crash in less than 2 weeks

First one wasn't so bad, I had to dodge 2 bikes so I turned left and got the left side of the car messed up, not expensive at all. Yesterday we were racing against those 2 same bikes and the tires were so wasted by then that they didn't attach even a little when I tried to drift to my right when tak...
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Bond!!
Replies: 72
Views: 2215

Re: Bond!!

Funny fact: Bastet almost fainted when someone made her believe there was a leaked pic of Daniel Craig naked!
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Hotel 626
Replies: 74
Views: 6931

Re: Hotel 626

Only open at night..? Is the game for 10 years old kids? Because having me play it at night won't scare me, I watched The Silence of the Lambs at the age of 13, home alone and it was night. It's not like a little game will scare me that much!
by Schwarzewhatever
Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: find me a new sig.
Replies: 17
Views: 773

Re: find me a new sig.

http://bloggernista.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/gay-couple.jpg http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/davidb.jpg http://www.afrol.com/images/symbols/gay_men_irin.jpg http://content.mkt920.com/ra/2007/07/16/629441/Cont_45.jpg http://www.tgsrm.org/images/Gay%20Men.jpg http://www.my-two-ce...
by Schwarzewhatever
Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:41 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Selling her Virgin for Highest Offer
Replies: 87
Views: 3207

Re: Selling her Virgin for Highest Offer

OMG, REALLY!? Please tell us more about how you're not a virgin, we care!
by Schwarzewhatever
Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:53 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Selling her Virgin for Highest Offer
Replies: 87
Views: 3207

Re: Selling her Virgin for Highest Offer

Anyone under 30 paying for sex is a complete loser.
by Schwarzewhatever
Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:51 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Another one of those threads.
Replies: 21
Views: 733

Re: Another one of those threads.

Kick her in the ****
by Schwarzewhatever
Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:39 am
Forum: Other Games
Topic: Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe
Replies: 13
Views: 694

Re: Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe

Wow, the first Joker's fatality is soo messed up haha
by Schwarzewhatever
Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:23 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Replies: 86
Views: 3599

Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?

Rub your ass on the wall, repeat until you're completely clean.

Option numero dos: Come out of the bathroom with your ass still full of crap nuggets and start rubbing it against other people's clothes.
by Schwarzewhatever
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Kiss 4 u
Replies: 109
Views: 4183

Re: Kiss 4 u

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by Schwarzewhatever
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: What Was Number One The Day You Were Born.
Replies: 43
Views: 1759

Re: What Was Number One The Day You Were Born.

Kokomo - The Beach Boys

hahaha, RIGHT ON!!
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Hey people calm down...
Replies: 18
Views: 983

Re: Hey people calm down...

YOU CALM DOWN, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LITERALLY WAITING FOR YEARS FOR BUSH TO GO!
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: know any good bands?
Replies: 15
Views: 857

Re: know any good bands?

Paramore? Then simply google "mainstream shit for emo kids"... :]
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Amazing Cosplay
Replies: 128
Views: 21234

Re: Amazing Cosplay

If only that night elf chick's ears looked more real.. I'd buy a plane ticket to where-ever the fk she is and rape the living shit out of her
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: i am heaps attractive than anyone
Replies: 24
Views: 1031

Re: i am heaps attractive than anyone

STOP TRYING, THERE'S ONY ONE KISS 4 U!
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:15 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Hot or Not?
Replies: 301
Views: 10414

Re: Hot or Not?

Not a doll, look at her knee. She does look pretty dead though.
Maybe that's what the picture refers as to "perfection", because she won't bitch or whine about a thing, seeing she's FUCKING DEAD.
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:01 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: You. (56k warning)
Replies: 7
Views: 392

Re: You. (56k warning)

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by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:02 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: getting my ears pierced this week
Replies: 59
Views: 1364

Re: getting my ears pierced this week

Love wrote:every1 knows you are just not cool til you do your tongue


Got labret, tongue, eyebrow and getting nipples pierced in a few days :banghead:
by Schwarzewhatever
Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:49 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Your SRF idol?
Replies: 111
Views: 4519

Re: Your SRF idol?

Icealya!
by Schwarzewhatever
Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Kiss 4 u
Replies: 109
Views: 4183

Re: Kiss 4 u

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by Schwarzewhatever
Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Kiss 4 u
Replies: 109
Views: 4183

Re: Kiss 4 u

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ok ok i serious
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: How to dance.
Replies: 10
Views: 423

Re: How to dance.

Loose yourself, without caring what others think at all, just don't overdo it or you'll look like a retard. Just close your eyes and see yourself dancing like a pro and all the chicks wanting to dance with you.
XTC really helps, alcohol doesn't.
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Should we start tattooing sexual organs...
Replies: 29
Views: 956

Re: Should we start tattooing sexual organs...

Or, and this is just a crazy idea, why not be careful who are having sex with? Ask your new girlfriend of a blood test before having sex for the first time, and then ask her to get tested once every 6 months, and get yourself tested too. STDs are mainly here because people is too dumb and ignorant t...
by Schwarzewhatever
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Happy Birthday! SG
Replies: 41
Views: 1720

Re: Happy Birthday! SG

happy birthday, Kiss 4 u


edit: your birthday is one day before mine, go scorpians!

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